- Kyle Lee Watson (Above The Rim)
Kyle got it done under the whistle and on the blacktop. He shot the ball exceptionally well for a NY point guard too. Earned himself a scholarship to Georgetown. One of the greatest accomplishments in movie hoops history.
- Tommy Sheppard (Above The Rim)
Shep is the dude from the hood everybody thought could be better than the pros. But damn all that, look here………..homie gave the Birdmen like 40 in 2 mins wearing long johns and corduroys in the dead of summer. Any normal person would have passed out.
- Teen Wolf (Teen Wolf)
A walking bucket. Unstoppable. Reckless. Most dominant player in movie history. Pretty sure he broke every scoring record in Beavers history in like 5 games. The school changed the mascot, my man Stiles was selling t-shirts and above all, nobody cared that Scott Howard was walking around looking like one of The Munsters. And just for shits and giggles, he didn’t even turn into the wolf for the chip and had a dude named Chubbs getting buckets. He makes players better. GOAT.
SN: No real NBA players were eligible for this list hence no Jesus Shuttlesworth, Neon Boudeaux or Butch McRae. They would undoubtedly have topped this list. And yes, I am fully aware that Duane Martin had a one night stand with the Knicks so you know it alls and “well actually” folks can calm down. And since we’re so big on disrespecting the women’s game, let me just point out that Monica Wright would give all these dudes buckets!!!!!!